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I gave a long stretched over my head and rolled over.
With my face buried in my pillow my hand flopped out and slapped at the snooze button a few times until Mozart faded away.
That lovely middle ground between sleep and awake hovered in my head for a few happy minutes. My eyes flashed open and I lurched towards the clock.
The inspector then broke the news that someone had cloned my wife’s card and was using it to make major purchases.